WHO I AM:

I’m a writer.  For you, though, I can be a ghost writer – the hidden pen behind your e-mails, your letters, and those three-page red-on-green narratives about your life that you send out every year, folded inside your holiday cards.

WHAT I DO:

I take your words and improve on them.  I fix grammar; I switch verbs; I check for sentence structure.  If you’re writing to your boss or your spouse, I can help.  That nasty-gram to the Utility company complaining about your bill?  I can author a doozy.  No guarantees that KCP&L will take pity on you, but they’ll at least be able to follow your train of thought.

WHAT I WON’T DO:

• Write anything for which you are going to receive a grade.
• Research content.   See above!  If you’re a student, get cracking!
• Phone your mother.  Hmmmm; well, I might phone your mother. Can she cook??
• Edit porn – I don’t do pornographic material, and requests for it will not be acknowledged.  I’ll just hit the delete key.
• Author or adapt threats, ransom notes, or anything involving violence or unlawful conduct.  In fact, I’ll report those queries to law enforcement, so save us both time and trouble – go on down the road.
• Finally, I neither read nor write profanity.  Swear words show a limited mind. Enough said.

WHO YOU ARE:

A busy mom.

A struggling consumer.

A spouse wanting to open a dialogue after a spat.

A job seeker.

A friend.

WHY YOU NEED ME:

Not everyone can write with eloquence, sophistication, and precision.  Not everything you want to write will submit to your own jumbled thoughts.  You need help.  So send me a few fragments and I’ll turn them into sentences, paragraphs, and pages with proper grammar, expressive vocabulary, action verbs, and readable structure.

I’ll be your hidden pen.